shitposting.

[unpatriarchal]

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① Post header comments, either with a general topic or your character! You guys have seen anon comms, you know how it works.
② Respond anonymously! Or not, if your character is bad at that. Anonfails are the best.
③ All posts are IC, but are not game canon! This is for funsies only.
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shamelessly ripped off from empatheias ilu emp

Comments

Re: HOOKUPS / ROMANCE

[(Anonymous)]

Roy Mustang needs so much help hooking up...with the lovely blonde companion of his.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait. They aren't together already?

[(Anonymous)]

They aren't married...but I suppose in all other senses of the word.

Well actually I don't have confirmation of it yet but goddamn if they aren't

[insubordination]

No.

[ GOD WHAT IS THIS ]

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think you're doing this anonymous thing correctly.

[insubordination]

Anything I have to say, I can say as myself.

[ so there. ]

Besides, no one else would be able to shut down such a ridiculous rumor.

[ riza surely isn't going to engage in this nonsense because she's A Grown Adult ]

[(Anonymous)]

Is this shutting it down?

[insubordination]

It's definitely a waste of time.

[ grump grump grump ]

I doubt Maes can be stopped.

[insubordination]

I'm taking away your privileges, Hughes.

[ WHAT ARE YOU DOING

STOP

WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS BE THE WORST ]

[dadandgone]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[insubordination]

You know exactly what I am talking about, don't play stupid.

[dadandgone]

Oh...OH! You mean that stuff about you and Hawkeye?

Look. It's been...I don't even know how many years for you two at this point. Aren't we past the denial stage yet? Not to mention all the dumb "excuses" you've used over the years. Awkward teenagers hook up faster than you two.

[And he doesn't even know about Winry and Edward at the end.]

1/2

[insubordination]

[ I DONT HAVE AN ICON TO COMMUNICATE HOW SCANDALIZED HE IS ]

[insubordination]

Being her superior officer is not an excuse.

[ if he ignores the rest of it it'll just go away right ]

You're out of your mind.

[(Anonymous)]

Who says that was Hughes?

[insubordination]

How many of you has he paid off?

[ he is so tired ]

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just a supporter of true love.