a mod sponsored meme for the holiday season.

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It's that time of year! You've found yourself underneath the mistletoe -- either at a holiday party, or perhaps Astoria has enchanted mistletoe throughout the Circle premises! Either way, you're underneath some mistletoe.

And now kiss.

Or not. Maybe just yell at them instead.

Happy holidays??

Comments

merlin | fate/

[courtmagic]

[it could have been worse? it could have been a lot worse. truth be told, this is a delightful tradition in his eyes. thanks Astoria.]

[intoningly]

[ Zeros gaze drifts up and up! Towards the top of the doorframe where the mistletoe hangs, before coming down slowly to lock eyes with Merlin.

She frowns, and voices a very hypocritical: ]

Ew.

nier..nier

[extirpator]

[ very sad for you

he's just standing right under the thing beause he has no goddamn clue what it is, come get your kisses if you So Desire. ]

Sheryl Nome | Macross Frontier

[fairysong]

[She's wearing a cute Santa costume because of course she is.

Just gonna chill underneath the mistletoe~]

[shootstyles]

[wow. she's really pretty. and that costume is... really sexy.

So he's just going to try and creep past? But also trying not to be weird???

It's not working tbh.]

Elizabeth Bennet | Pride and Prejudice (1995 TV Series)

[a_sharp_wit]

[She has a very good idea of what mistletoe is thankfully. Perhaps she hasn't noticed she's standing under a sprig of it just yet?]

lucina | fire emblem: friendship is magic

[rightfully]

[ spoiler: she is (probably) not going to like this ]

[besieging]

[ what the hell is mistletoe ]

A2 | nier automata

[abandonware]

[ She doesn't know what mistletoe is, so assume she's trapped and has no idea. ]

[intoningly]

[ We'll pretend for meme's sake that this is magical mistletoe and they're both stuck.

Zero's got her hands wrapped around one of her legs as she tries to hoist it off the ground. There's not a lot of room in the doorway though, and she knocks her elbows against A2 as she tries to yank. ]

Can you get your giant steel ass out of my face? I'm trying to do something here– 

mordred | fate/

[apocryphas]

[ ah.... ]

[intoningly]

[ Just like the cave.

Anyway let's assume this is also a magically stuck under the doorway situation too.

Zero doesn't like being told what to do, and being magically stuck under a doorway falls under that category. So naturally, her first instinct is to direct her anger at whatever is closest and that just so happens to be Mordred who is literally standing (stuck) right in front of her. ]

Hey– fix this.

[ She shoves her, because why not. ]

It happened when you showed up so obviously it's your fault!

tooby / nier automata

[undeserved]

[ what the hell is a missile toe. she didn't get that upgrade ]

Vex'ahlia / Critical Role

[moneytwin]

[ Back home, it's Winter's Crest, not Christmas, and while she won't be willing to exchange more than kisses, expect some flirting from Vex! When there's not wistful looks cast elsewhere... ]

[brodakota]

(open to all)

Takeru Takaishi | Digimon Adventure tri.

[hatamon]

[Oh look, a meme for the utterly shameless.]

kainé | nier

[grawlixes]

[ she can yell.

she's very good at yelling. ]

[extirpator]

[ they've already kissed once, apparently. at a great price it seems; he can only hope that it was a good one.

he's discovered what this odd little plant is, so naturally, his cheeks color the slightest bit when he finds that they're right underneath it. ]

Mistletoe. [ he says, arms folded. ] Apparently, they had this tradition back in the Old World — where you'd, uh...

[ ... ]

You're supposed to kiss whoever's underneath it. Apparently.

[ he scratches at the back of his head. ]

I'm not making this up, I swear...you can ask Weiss if you want.

Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[p_mortem]

[extirpator]

Hey.

[ his eyes flicker up towards the mistletoe — a hand reaches up, fingers smoothing along its bristles. ]

I've never anything like this before. Is it...

A baby fir tree?

[ what. ]

Hitoka Yachi | Haikyuu!!

[cmyk]

[explosivo]

[ oh fuck... guess who's trapped under Magic Mistletoe with yachi... oh shit... now what.

POINTS UP AT IT-- ] Hey plant girl, you have plant powers right? Kill that one.

[ yes, he knoows apparently hers is to grow plants. STILL. pull through...!! maybe there's a hidden subset of her power that can kill it...! ]

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia

[shootstyles]

[Seems to be trying to decide if it's exciting or terrifying that he might be able to kiss someone...]

[explosivo]

[ let's go with terrifying.

here's bakugou trapped sitting under the mistletoe like a soaking wet dog, because it is pouring rain hard all over him because guess, just guess what his mood is like. being stuck here. practically clawing up the walls to try to rip the plant out only it's hung up far too high over his head and he can't blast up to reach it.

the worst scenario. ]

arenvald lentinus | ffxiv

[paladorable]

[lumberlady]

[Now that Konoha knows what this new mistletoe plant is for... she's being careful! Everyone she's met so far has known what it was and acted like it was common knowledge...

So. When she sees him under it. Oh.]

Hi, Arenvald...

[Is she blushing a little? Yeah. Is she considering it? Yeah. They're friends, after all, they've cleared up that little misunderstanding, so... if it was just for traditions...]

simon jarrett | SOMA

[theseuschip]

[ clunk ]

[lumberlady]

Simon...

[Okay, she's got to ask, she's seen these plants all over the place now, and it's decorated with ribbon so it's definitely not... an accident... ]

Do you know what those are?

Sara | Arrowverse

[sassy_assassin]

[ Sara can think of several other things to do that would be significantly less fun than this. One might even say she's on the lookout for volunteers ]

[infailtration]

[ Guess who is completely oblivious to the mistletoe strategically placed on the overhang he's under as he fusses his watch? ]

Keith | Voltron

[lonered]

[How could this happen to him?]

Barabas Gilliam | Kate Daniels Novels

[weremongoose]

[Barabas is here for this.]

[activatingcombatmode]

Barabas, you got a little something stuck there.

[He points up. At that mistletoe.]

Number 4 (A4) | NieR:A / YoRHa Stage

[fashionabot]

[ Like the rest of the YoRHa androids, she doesn't know what a mistletoe is. Or what even is this kissing gesture. So here she is, standing around and just grinning like a ditz. ]

konoha | jinba

[lumberlady]

[What's mistletoe? Can you eat it?

... Time to learn a new human tradition.]

[fairysong]

[Aha. She's standing in most of the doorway, so]

Do they have mistletoe where you come from, Konoha?

[bestaround]

[ likewise a member of club what tf is a mistletoe ]

[undeserved]

[ the only way this will work is if it's enchanted with magical bullshit. Needless to say, the mistletoe is enchanted with magical bullshit, and 2B, after carelessly walking under it (because why should she be paying any attention to a bit of plant matter hanging from one of the dozens of old temple arches in the Circle?), is well and truly stuck. Somehow. It's like she's been trapped inside a small invisible room; at the moment, she's pushing against one of its walls like the world's most beautiful mime.

9S will probably get to see her doing that and looking a bit stupid before she catches sight of him - and immediately stops. ]

-- Wait. Don't come over here. It's a trap.

Aerith Gainsborough | Final Fantasy VII

[inheritedearth]

[What's the big deal? It's just a little kiss, after all...]

[fairysong]

Standing under the mistletoe, huh?

Either they don't have that custom where you're from, or you're feeling really bold~

tony bologne from that superhero shit✫

[billionaires]

[ here for all your awkward cheek/forehead kissing needs. ]